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Sigmund Freud's Priorities

Test Your Priorities

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Sigmund Freud's Priorities

Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which sequence would you solve them?
1. The telephone is ringing!
2. The baby is crying!
3. Someone's knocking or calling you from the front door!
4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!
5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already overflowing!

In which sequence would you solve these problems? Write the sequence and check below how your decisions were made.

BUT BE HONEST, THE FINDINGS ARE EXCITING.
First write YOUR sequence from 1 to 5 then scroll below and read after!

Mind Refresher 86

शाहजहाँ ने ताजमहल कि
हर दीवार को देखा,
हर मीनार को देखा,
हर कलीन को देखा,
हर खिड़की को देखा,
और बोला...
माँ कसम मज़ाक मज़ाक में
बहत खर्चा होगया.

Mind Refresher 77

Genuine feeling:
"Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world.
Today I am wise, so I am changing Myself."
:)

Wo(Men)

I had to share this with you!

Believe it or not...
The word Woman has Man in it.
Mrs has Mr in it.
Female has Male in it.
She has He in it.
Madam has Adam in it.

Ever noticed how all women's problem start with MEN?
MENtal illness,
MENstrual cramps,
MENtal breakdown,
MENopause,
GUYnecologist,

And, when we have REAL TROUBLE, its a HISterectomy!
Share this all the women you know 2 Brighten their thoughts.
Cheers to our patience.

Mind Refresher 75

जलंधर मैं एक बचा पैदा हुआ है.
पैदैशी के वक़्त उसका वजन १५केजि था जो बढ़ता गया और १५दिन मैं ५०केजी होगया.
Incredible. But true.
बचा भेंस का था... lol

Mind Refresher 74

One very true line about My Dear Friends :-
"Everyone is not my friend...
But my friends are not just like everyone.."

Happy Friendship Day!!

Mind Refresher 73

Carry a heart that never hates,
Carry a smile that never fades,
Carry a touch that never hurts,
Carry a friendship that never breaks!

Happy Friendship Day!!

Mind Refresher 72

Hey you, yes you, the cute one, holding this phone, r u asleep???
No?
Ok, good, coz I want 2 say "Gud Night"
b4 ur eyelash hug each other... :)

Mind Refresher 70

Sometime I look at all my friends and wonder,
"How the hell I met these crazy idiots?"
But then I feel and think
"What the hell would I do without these idiots!"

Mind Refresher 68

One day GOD deleted my memory.
And then he asked, "Do you remember any of your friend?"
Then I took your name.
Then GOD said, "Crap, fully formatted it, still the VIRUS is not yet removed."

Rajinikanth knows everyone...

Rajinikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, "You know, I know everyone. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts: --- "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friends come right in and join me for lunch!" ...Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says ..."President Obama", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts ..."Yes", Rajini says, "I know him."

And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, :----"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up".

Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Amitabh Bachan replies ..."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Italy and I've known the Pope a long time".

Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican... Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to Amitabh Bachan's side, Rajini asks him, "What happened?"

Amitabh Bachan looks up and says, "I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the Italian man next to me said,"
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"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

Mind Refresher 56

More stars make a sky..
More trees make a forest..
More flowers make a garden..
But only 2 hearts make a great relation..

Mind Refresher 37

6 u ! u .: o w
p o o 6
6 u ! l ! w s
d 3 3 >l
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Confused?
Turn screen upside down and read it again...
:)

Mind Refresher 35

Peeeeep... pee... p
peeeeeep...... peee
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
peeeep.......... peeeep
peeeep
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep....
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