Wisdom of the Mirror!!

"I am Looking at the Person who is Responsible for My Past,  for Where I am Today and for My Future!!"

You have two choices...

Jerry is the manager of a restaurant. He is always in a good mood.

When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply:
"If I were any better, I would be twins!"

Many of the waiters at his restaurant quit their jobs when he changed jobs, so they could follow him around from restaurant to restaurant.

Why?