Comedy of Ramayan

Puri RAMAYAN biwiyo ki hai.

Laxman apni wali ghar pe chodkar chala aaya.

Rawan dusare ki utha ke fas gaya.

Hanuman ki apni thi hi nahi magar dusre ki dhundhne me lanka jala dali.

Ram ko apni wapas lane ke liye 10 din tak ladai karni padi.

Wapas lake bhi kya mila?

Ek dhobi ne apni 'night out' wali biwi ko wapas ghar me nahi li,

toh Ram ne apniwali ko out kar dala.

Aur end me kya hua?

Jis biwi ke kaaran itni badi ramayan hui wo to underground chali gayi.!

Ab socho, ye saara jhamela hua kyo?

Kyu ki Dashrath ki 3 biwi thi.

Jisme tisriwali ekdum HATELI thi...!

Aurat ka chakkar babu , aurat ka chakkar .

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Ab ye to pakka hai ki Purush sirf takat dikha sakta hai lekin dimaag se khokhla hota hai... Unhe apni life main kya chahiye woh pata he nahin... isliye humesha galat kaam karte hain aur baki logon ko uska parinaam bhugatna padta hai.

Whenever I read something funny about Ramayan where the women always suffer, I remeber Lajja movie and I feel so good about Madhuri Dixit's dialogues. Watch it if you haven't yet.

Angry Wife to her Husband over Phone...

An angry Wife to her Husband over Phone: "Where the hell are you ...?"

Husband: "Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in Love with it and I didn't have money that time and I said "Baby it'll be yours 1 day ..." O:)"

Wife, with a Smile & Blushing: "Yeah I remember that My Love!"

Husband: "I'm in the Pub just next to that shop."

LOL

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said "No."

And both of them lived happily ever after...

The guy went fishing and hunting and drank beer whenever he wanted... ...

The girl went shopping and ate at wherever she wanted and enjoyed life... ...

The End

...women are helpless until their nail polish dries

Boy: Boys are stronger then girls.

Girl: Oh! Please, can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months? Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone at the same time? Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain? Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?? Remember guys, woman are only helpless until their nail polish dries :)

The 2 wishes... #Hilarious

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him, and as he sits down, the waitress comes over and asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

Transition - Beautiful to Cute

My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful."

Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, "You're cute."

"What happened to 'beautiful'?" I asked him.

"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.

Medicine to deal with Drunk people #KeepYourMouthShut

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue ... ...

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp..."

Burnt Biscuits

When I was a kid, my Mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast food after a long, hard day at work. On that evening, my Mom

placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my Mom and ask me how my day was at

school. I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that  biscuit and eat every bite !

When a BOY...

How to measure the value of a man?

"You can tell the value of a man by the way he treats his wife,
by the way he treats a subordinate,
and by the way he treats someone who can do nothing for him."
~ Ken Babcock

What do Women really want?

This was story shared by one of my friend with me. Read ahead to understand women…

(To women) Please take time to ponder... ...

(To men) Just enjoy the story... ... *

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.