Maybe

This one was a FWD message I received today... Its a beautiful poetry.. with beautiful thoughts...
I love this poetry...

Maybe...
       We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one,
       So that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.

Maybe...
       When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times,
       we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us.

Maybe...
       It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it,
       but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives.

Maybe...
       The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
       they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

Maybe...
       The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all,
       you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches.

Maybe...
       You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be,
       because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do.

Maybe...
       There are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a love, a friend,
       a child -- so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real,
       so that once they are around you appreciate them more.

Maybe...
       The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word,
       and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

Maybe...
       You should always try to put yourself in others' shoes.
       If you feel that something could hurt you, it probably will hurt the other person, too.

Maybe...
       You should do something nice for someone every single
       day, even if it is simply to leave them alone.

Maybe...
       Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back.
       Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart;
       but, if it doesn't, be content that it grew in yours.

Maybe...
       Happiness waits for all those who cry,
       all those who hurt, all those who have searched,
       and all those who have tried,
       for only they can appreciate the importance of all the people who have touched their lives.

Maybe...
       You shouldn't go for looks; they can deceive; don't go for wealth; even that fades away!
       Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
       Find the one that makes your heart smile :-)

Maybe...
       You should hope for enough happiness to make you sweet,
       enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human,
       and enough hope to make you happy.

Maybe...
       You should try to live your life to the fullest because when you were born,
       you were crying and everyone around you was smiling but when you die,
       you can be the one who is smiling and everyone around you crying.

Maybe...
       You could share this message with those people who mean something to you,
       to those who can and do make you smile when you really need it,
       to those who make you see the brighter side of things when you are really down,
       and to all those whom you want to know that you appreciate them and their Friendship.

I found this way to share this message with you and with everyone who read my blog. Thank you for stopping by and reading this message.

The Egg from Bits and Pieces

http://bitsandpieces.us/2010/12/10/the-egg-a-story-about-you-god-and-your-death/

The Egg – A story about you, God and your death
via Bits and Pieces by Jonco on 12/10/10
… by Andy Weir
 
Nice thoughts...

Ye dil na hota to koyi baat he na hoti...

Spice Girls - Viva Forever

My all time favourite song... I just love this... and it freshens me up every time I listen this, in whatever mood I may be...

I Miss You...

I Miss You... are 3 words but takes
         3 seconds to read,
         3 mins to think,
         3 hours to understand,
         3 days to demonstrate,
         3 weeks to explain
         and
whole life to prove it...

Don't hide your feelings

Bell is soundless
         until someone rings it...
Song makes no sense
         until someone sings it...
Don't hide your feelings
         because its not called Feelings
                  until someone feels it... 

How to get a hike?

Employee blackmailing in new style to his boss:
If you don't increase my salary, I will tell everybody that you have increased my salary!

You are SPECIAL to Me

To my D:

You touched my life in a special way... Much special than what I expected... Though I don't know how special I am to You. But you are always SPECIAL to Me... !!

What is forgiving?

God asked: "What is meant by forgiving?"

A little kid replied: "It's the wonderful smell that a flower gives when it is being crushed"

Same husband...

Why do most women request the God for same husband in the next life?

Because the efforts taken to change him in this life should not go waste!! ;-)

Cute pain

Some time we decide to stop Loving someone... not because they don't love us.
But because we find that they are more Happier without us! Cute pain but true!

When a BOY...

2 important moments of your life

The 2 important moments of a person's life:
1st - When (s)he was born!
and
2nd - When (s)he proves why (s)he was born... !!

So, go ahead and prove yourself.

Expression vs Emotions

Respect the emotions in someone's heart,
Rather than the expressions in someone's face.
Coz expression is just the formality,
But emotions are the reality.

When a GIRL...

Tell me, what's your name?

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held. The professor passed out a sheet of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs.


The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. Our student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute. Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk. "This is the worst test I have ever written."

The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have not filled in anything and you definitely have failed the test. Tell me, what's your name?"

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, "You tell me..."

Keep your garbage to yourself...!!

This is a message I had received long back... and wanted to keep it in my treasure box, in this case my blog. This is not my story, but some great personnel's story (can't remember the name at the moment). Hope it inspires you.

One day I hopped in a Taxi and we took off for the Airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.

My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!' This is when my Taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck'

Your woman...

The woman in your life...very well expressed...

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;

Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements;

One, who has lived and loved her parents and brothers and sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

Love is...

Love is Blind because... My Mom started to Love me before seeing My Face.

Smiling without any reasons...

People say we are crazy when we smile, with no reason, when we are alone.
They never know that it's the real smile, with sweetest reason, with someone special in thoughts.

Never loose it...

Sacrifice is greater than Love,
Character is greater than Beauty,
Humanity is greater than Wealth,
Never loose it...

Open...

An open heart receives love;
Open mind receives wisdom;
Open hand receives gifts and
Only the cute persons read my blogs... :)

Two words

These two words will open many doors in life...
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Determination

The only difference between successful people and unsuccessful people is extraordinary determination.

Touch the best corners of life...

"Without crossing the worst situations,
No one can touch the best corners of life..."

Dare to face anything in our mysterious life... !!!

Best-friend's...

A best friend is one who:
Excuses before you say sorry...
Understands before you explain...
Waits forever when you say just a minute...
Stays with you when you say leave me...

Searching for good people?

Don't search for good people all over the world because
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Truth and Trust...

Truth and Trust are God's own virtues!!
Never play with anyone's feelings!
Never break anyone's trust!

You are remembered...

Heart doesn't forget those special people for whom it cares.
Though daily struggle of life put us a bit apart;
You are remembered always by this little heart.

I know how special you are...

Butterflies don't know the color of their wing,
however, our eyes can see how nice it is.
Likewise you don't know how sweet you are,
but I know how special you are to me.

Height of social networking...

Height of social networking:
A man get heart attack when his house maid said, "साहेब (Sir), I've sent you a friend request in FACEBOOK. Please accept it!!"

Pearls of Wisdom...

Pearls of Wisdom -
Money can't buy happiness,
But somehow its more comfortable to cry on a BMW than on a tricycle.

Friendship means... Tai Tai Phis

Friendship means:
U Happy, I Happy
U Sad, I Sad
U Cry, I Cry
U Laugh, I Laugh
U fall down in muddy water, I will dance

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Newton is wrong...

Science doesn't work everywhere. Because the time taken to love someone, is never equal to time taken to forget them. This time newton is wrong!!!

Freedom and Happiness

Doing what you like is freedom;
Liking what you do is happiness.

Is it true?

Silent eyes...

Heart speaks more when eyes start looking at someone silently,
                   but life seems to be more exciting when someone starts reading those eyes silently.

Most beautiful thing in the world is...

The most beautiful thing in this world is to see your parents smiling and next best thing is to know that you are the reason behind that smile...

I am a puppy...

Husband and wife fighting in front of child...
Wife: "तू साला कुत्ता" [you are a dog]
Husband: "तू साली कुत्ती" [you are a bicche (bitch)]
Child: hehehehehehe.... "मैं साला पप्पी!!" [I am a puppy]

Why do people in love won't get sleep?

A: Why do people in love won't get sleep?
L: Coz when in love You feel reality more wonderful than dreams.
A: Ha ha ha ha.... what a joke LOL.

Pretending that you are happy

The Day u ACCEPT the Fact that you are not at all IMPORTANT for the person who is MOST IMPORTANT for you is the day you start PRETENDING that you are HAPPY.

Reality of our Country

Pumpkin in a Jug

This is Earl Nightingale's, "Pumpkin in a jug."

In the fall when the leaves are turning, a chill is in the air and roadside merchants offer fall apples, squash and pumpkins, I am reminded of the farmer who was walking through his pumpkin patch early in the growing season, and while walking near the road that ran by his farm, he found a one-gallon glass jug that some motorist had tossed into his field. He stood looking at the jug for a few moments, and then, for no particularly good reason, he poked a small pumpkin into the jug without damaging the vine.

Later when the pumpkins were full grown and were being picked and stacked, he came across the jug again, this time completely filled with the pumpkin he'd poked inside. The pumpkin had filled the jug completely, and had stopped growing; it was the size and shape of the jug. The farmer took that pumpkin in the jug home and put it on his front porch as a curiosity.

A few days later his son and his wife came to the farm for dinner. They examined the pumpkin in the jug, and after looking at it in silence for a while, the son asked if he could take it to the local college where he taught psychology. "Sure, take it," his father said. "But what are you going to do with it?"

"I'm going to show it to my class and remind them that, that's what happens to things that get poked into pre-determined spaces. That pumpkin never got the chance to reach its full growth, whatever that might have been, because it had been poked into pre-determined limits. Someone had decided what the shape and size of that pumpkin was going to be, and it didn't have any choice in the matter. I want my students to learn a lesson from that pumpkin in a jug. We cannot outgrow the limitations we place on ourselves, or the limits determined by other if we go along with them, so I want them to understand that if they find themselves, as adults, living in cramped circumstances in their work or any other way, it was they who did the poking - it's their responsibility. That pumpkin is a good argument for the importance of education."

Neither the farmer nor his wife had looked at the pumpkin in the jug in just that way, but they thought it could provide a good example. And it did. After the story got out just about every student in the university came to take a look at it and retell the story the young assistant professor had told. And I suppose most of them realized then that if we wind up in spaces too small, if we don't grow to our full stature, it's because we made the decision to stop and not grow any further - if was our decision. It was because we poked ourselves into a space.

People are responsible for their own lives. If they have the power to limit their growth in someway, they also have the power to break through those limitations and grow again.

It takes courage to chart our own courses and choose the higher plateaus of achievement and reward.

[http://www.earlnightingale.com/id73.html]

The moments are passing faster...

The moments are passing faster - try to go with the stream.. before you loose the sight of the shore.

To give people a second chance...

It is strength, not weakness, to give people a second chance when they are truly sorry for their mistakes and want to do better.

NOTE: when truly sorry.. do not forgive like the saints...

Ah... if you are a saint then you may forgive.. :D

From WalkTheTalk... 01 - WELCOME THE RAIN

As the first raindrops fall to the ground
A businessman lets out an angry sigh.
Knowing traffic will be slow he thinks,
Why me? Why today? Just tell me why!

Outside of town, a farmer scans the horizon
As the storm clouds begin to roll in.
With joy and celebration he calls out,
We are blessed! At last! This drought will end!

In every life storms will come:
Adversity, Inconvenience, or Pain.
Only we can choose how we will respond:
To be overwhelmed or to Welcome The Rain.

It's not about what happens to us,
It's what we think, internalise and perceive.
It's not about the external events;
It's about what we choose to believe.
Believe that difficult times help us grow;
They build our characters, strength and wisdom.
Believe our challenges can truly be blessings.

And with this understanding, comes freedom.
For we are no longer at the mercy of the wind, 
being forcefully tossed around.
When we can see a life through different eyes -  
the world's joys and beauties about.

So, as you continue on life's journey,
and feel the presence 
of rain's first dew, 
stand strong, be determined, remain focused 
and remember, what is so true - 
when we choose to see beyond life's storms, 
a new perspective we will gain; 
Since we will only find our rainbow, 
after we Welcome The Rain.

Our challenges, adversities can become our blessings, if we stand strong, be determined, remain focused, believe on ourself, face the challenges and we can see the life beyond the storms.

Choose to see beyond life's storms…

because it is only after the rain that you will find your rainbow.

- By Michelle Sedas

This is a powerful song from the book written by Michelle Sedas "Welcome the Rain..."


Listen to the audio clip here...

http://michellesedas.com/sedas-podcasts.htm.

It's in Michelle Sedas's own voice.


Reflect yourself in the mirror and try to see how challenges have ultimately turned into your blessings... You gotta smile and welcome the storms of your life.. and try to see beyond the storm...

I love this message... You can embrace this too.

Here's vedio:

http://michellesedas.com/sedas-rainvideo.htm

or

You watch it here:

Great things are...

"Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together."
~ Vincent van Gogh

All successful leaders...

"All successful leaders place a premium on keeping their promises and commitments."
~ Steve Ventura

People quit...

"People quit people before they quit companies."
~ David Cottrell

Santa says... 02

Santa claus - the best leader.. managing lot of toy makers.. in order to deliver the gifts on time... leading the young and adult hearts towards their dreams.. towards peace and happiness.. towards belief, dedication in their dreams...

Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow On a one-horse open sleigh, Over the fields we go, Laughing all the way; Bells on bob-tail ring, making spirits bright, What fun it is to ride and sing A sleighing song tonight Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! O what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride, And soon Miss Fanny Bright Was seated by my side; The horse was lean and lank; Misfortune seemed his lot; He got into a drifted bank, And we, we got up sot. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way! What fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. A day or two ago, the story I must tell I went out on the snow And on my back I fell; A gent was riding by In a one-horse open sleigh, He laughed as there I sprawling lie, But quickly drove away. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way! What fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. Now the ground is white Go it while you're young, Take the girls tonight And sing this sleighing song; Just get a bob-tailed bay two-forty as his speed Hitch him to an open sleigh And crack! you'll take the lead. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way! What fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh.

I wish... you too would jingle bells of happiness, love, care and affection to all those people who really count in your life.

Life is too short to live... So... if you have someone whom you love the most or/and someone who loves you the most... then make a resolution this year too as you have done earlier, that you will keep yourself surrounded by them always...

Wish the year should be filled with peace and prosperity for all in this universe...

Keep smiling... Keep rocking...

Your smile can help others spread and have peace and joy in their lives... :)

When your Management decides to Screw You...

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died.

Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.

He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.

But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.

Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.

He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc.

Then why the differential treatment?

He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions.

...I shall start with myself

"But where was I to start? The world is so vast. I shall start with the country I know best, my own. But my country is so very large. I had better start with my town. But my town, too, is large. I had best start with my street. No: my home. No: my family. Never mind, I shall start with myself."

~ Elie Wiesel

Meaningful

"The word 'meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless."
~ Paul Johnson

True measure of a man

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
~ Samuel Johnson

How to measure the value of a man?

"You can tell the value of a man by the way he treats his wife,
by the way he treats a subordinate,
and by the way he treats someone who can do nothing for him."
~ Ken Babcock

Life is now

"It is good to appreciate that life is now.
Whatever it offers, little or much, life is now – this day – this hour."
~ Charles Macomb Flandrau

Successful vs Unsuccessful

"The only thing that separates successful people from the ones who aren't, is the willingness to work very, very hard."
~ Helen Gurley Brown

... We admire their astuteness

"Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness."
~ Cullen Hightower

Character is...

"Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose."
~ Evan Esar

We remember

"We do not remember days,
                      we remember moments."
~ Cesare Pavese

Sense of humor

"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done."
~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

When you become a leader...

"Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others."
~ Jack Welch

... See in the mirror

"Ultimately, it's up to each of us to choose how we will live our lives, hold ourselves to high standards, and continually evaluate what's inside the image we see in the mirror."
~ Eric Harvey

Lion for a day...

"It is better to be a lion for a day than a sheep for all your life."
~ Elizabeth Kenny

How do you want other to remember you?

"The way we choose to respond when others make mistakes can cause them to feel ashamed or can allow them to remember our kindness and share our stories with future generations."
~ Michelle Sedas

Santa says... 01

"People need me…they depend on me. We're doing something important here. And knowing that gives me the energy to carry the sack, lead the pack, and keep coming back."
~ Santa Claus

Matchstick and negative thought...

1 tree makes 1 lakh matchsticks. But 1 matchstick can burn 1 lakh trees. Similarly 1 –ve thought or doubt can burn thousands of dreams. Think +ve.

Hello...

The Word 'Hello' means

How R U?

Everything all right?

Like 2 hear 4rm U.

Love 2 C U soon.

Obviously, I miss you!

What is Love?

In a classroom there were several kids, when one of them asked the teacher:

- Teacher, what is LOVE ?

The teacher felt the kid deserved the best answer she could give to that intelligent question. Since it was almost time for a break, she asked every student to go around the school and come back with something that would bring the feeling of love.

The kids rushed out the classroom, and when they came back the teacher said:

- So, I want everybody to show what you brought to the whole class.

The first kid said:

- I brought this FLOWER, isn't it beautiful ?

The second kid said:

- I brought this BUTTERFLY. Look at these colorful wings, I am gonna put it in my collection !

The third kid said:

- I brought this YOUNG BIRD. It had fallen with another one from the nest. Isn't it cute ?

And the kids were showing what they brought.

After almost everybody had showed their discoveries, the teacher noticed that there was a kid who had been quiet all the time. She was ashamed because she had not brought anything.The teacher went to her and asked:

- My dear, why haven't you brought anything ?

She then answered in an innocent voice:

- I am sorry teacher. I saw the FLOWER, and felt its perfume. I was going to take it, but I preffered to leave it so its perfume would last longer and others could feel it. I also saw the BUTTERFLY, soft, colorful..she seemed so happy that I did not want to disturb it. I also saw the YOUNG BIRD that had fallen between the leafs, but as I climbed the tree, I noticed the sad look of it's mother, so I decided to return it to the nest. Therefore, I only bring with me: the perfume of the flower, the feeling of liberty of the butterfly and the gratefulness of the look of the little bird's mother. How can I show you what I brought?

The teacher thanked the young kid and gave her an A, because she was the only one that realized that we can only bring LOVE in our hearts.

Excellence leads to Perfection

Here I share an important story of my life, which influences me a lot every time I recollect it to proceed in my life everyday ...

A man once visited a temple under construction where he saw a sculptor making an idol of God. Suddenly he noticed a similar idol lying nearby. Surprised, he asked the sculptor, "Do you need two statues of the same idol?"

"No," said the sculptor without looking up, "We need only one, but the first one got damaged at the last stage."

The gentleman examined the idol and found no apparent damage. "Where is the damage?" he asked.

"There is a scratch on the nose of the idol." said the sculptor, still busy with his work.

"Where are you going to install the idol?" The sculptor replied that it would be installed on a pillar twenty feet high.

"If the idol is that far, who is going to know that there is a scratch on the nose?" the gentleman asked.

The sculptor stopped his work, looked up at the gentleman, smiled and said, "I will know it."

The desire to excel is exclusive of the fact whether someone else appreciates it or not. "Excellence" is a drive from inside, not outside.

Excellence is not for someone else to notice but for your own satisfaction and excellence.

Now, I realise why Aamir is called as a Perfectionist... You can surely find out every bit of perfection in his movies. He is my fav. actor. Rather he is an artist in every sense.

A Love Story

There was once this guy who was very much in love with his girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl. Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company and his future didn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told him that she could not visualize any future for the two of them, so they went their own ways there and then... Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself.

Don't be Over-excited

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s**t!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady.

MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client...!!!

How Friendship Break?

HOW FRIENDSHIPS BREAK ?

Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy

And Will Not Contact 

Thinking It May Be Disturbing...

As Time Passes

Both Will Think Let The Other Contact

After That each Will Think "Why I Should Contact First?"

Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate

Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak

They Forget Each Other.

So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends...

I Don`t Want To be One Of This Kind.

So Here I Am sending Mail To Every One

To Say

Dear,

I Am Fine Here

Please keep in touch with me

Baapu Ne Bola Hai.......

' Agar koi tumhe Email na kare, Good Morning/Good Evening na bole,

Call/SMS bhi na kare... to koi baat nahi, tum Email karte raho...

Good Morning/Good Evening bolate raho... ...

Call/SMS bhi karte raho... ...

Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.

Aur vo tumhe E-Mail/Call/ SMS jaroor Karega/Karegi '

Aur agar fir bhi koi E-Mail/Call/ SMS nahi aaye,

to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena... aur kahna... ...

' GET WELL SOON MAAMU'

Ha Ha Ha Ha

.... Have a Nice Time....

Delighted Father - Poor Groom

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."

The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter .......... all except the poor Groom!

The Guardian Angel

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

... are the one who do

The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.

~ Jack Kerouac

Empty...

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
~ Norman Vincent Peale

Empty hands too ;)

School teaches you something or the other always

This is a Story I received from one of my friend... Another treasure in my blog box

"you have done a brilliant work Rajesh. You have been given….rrrrhhhhh……Raaaajjjeeeessshhhh………… Raaaajjjeeeessshhhh."- what!! I woke up from a sudden jerk. 'Raaajeeessshhh….'…I heard my wife yelling. What's w/ her? Always yelling for something or the other. I can't be in peace even in my dreams. Shucks!! Angrily, I kicked my blanket and got down. 'Raaajesssh….'  'Coming Meera..what's w/ you. Why are you shouting like this..'.

Sometimes people are beautiful...

“Sometimes people are beautiful.
Not in looks.
Not in what they say.
Just in what they are.”

- I Am the Messenger by Markus Zusak

Sigmund Freud's Priorities

Test Your Priorities

This is truly brilliant...It can't get more accurate than this!!!!

Sigmund Freud's Priorities

Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which sequence would you solve them?
1. The telephone is ringing!
2. The baby is crying!
3. Someone's knocking or calling you from the front door!
4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!
5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already overflowing!

In which sequence would you solve these problems? Write the sequence and check below how your decisions were made.

BUT BE HONEST, THE FINDINGS ARE EXCITING.
First write YOUR sequence from 1 to 5 then scroll below and read after!

Mind Refresher 86

शाहजहाँ ने ताजमहल कि
हर दीवार को देखा,
हर मीनार को देखा,
हर कलीन को देखा,
हर खिड़की को देखा,
और बोला...
माँ कसम मज़ाक मज़ाक में
बहत खर्चा होगया.

Mind Refresher 85

Silence is the best answer for all questions...!
Smiling is the best reaction in all situations...!

P.S. According to me this is not the appropriate answer/reaciton always.

Mind Vitamin 20

Don't Depress yourself in any moment of life. Live it with a face full of smile.
Why waste time crying when you know life is precious and every moment you have is a gift from GOD.
~ GG

Mind Vitamin 19

Risk is like the enemy in the battle field.
If you don't take on risk, risk will take you on.
So its better to take risks ourselves but wisely.

Mind Vitamin 18

Future is not what we plan for Tomorrow!
It is the result of what we do Today!
Do the best in Present and enjoy the Future.

Mind Refresher 84

Today wrap a Rainbow of joy in your heart,
Let the Sun paint a smile on your face,
Remove all Clouds of doubt and fear,
And may you simply have a Beautiful day.

Sekar's Strategy

Tried another conversation with some fun dialogues. Read it and have some fun. But it is up to you to follow Sekar's strategy.

Impact of Crisis in IT Employee's Family

Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where is my wife Smitha?

Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our grandson Rahul from his school.

Sekar: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.

(By the time Smitha entered in to the house.. Sekar continue the meeting)

I hope you know the Agenda of the meeting which I had mentioned in the meeting request. Even though let me read out the agenda once again

1. Status update/Discussion on Last Week Action Items

2. Family Strategy

2. Rahul's Education

3. Medical Insurance for Mom and Dad

I hope every one have the printout of last week MOM (Minutes of Meeting).

Mind Refresher 82

Read twice because quote is nice...
"Life can give us number of beautiful Lovers...
But, Only True Lover can give us a beautiful Life."

Mind Refresher 81

A very cute and meaningful quote -
You never pay attention to a part of body till it pains.
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Don't let it happen in realtionships..!!

Mind Refresher 80

Style matters...
What the Ambanis earn in a day, the Mallya earns in a month!
But what the Mallyas spends in a day, the Ambanis spend in a month!!!

Mind Refresher 79

G: If we get married, stop smoking
B: ok
G: Drinking too
B: ok
G: Going to night club also
B: yes
G: What else can you leave?
B: The idea of marrying you.

lol

Why Indian Cricket is Improving?

Why Indian Cricket is Improving?

Mind Refresher 77

Genuine feeling:
"Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world.
Today I am wise, so I am changing Myself."
:)

Wo(Men)

I had to share this with you!

Believe it or not...
The word Woman has Man in it.
Mrs has Mr in it.
Female has Male in it.
She has He in it.
Madam has Adam in it.

Ever noticed how all women's problem start with MEN?
MENtal illness,
MENstrual cramps,
MENtal breakdown,
MENopause,
GUYnecologist,

And, when we have REAL TROUBLE, its a HISterectomy!
Share this all the women you know 2 Brighten their thoughts.
Cheers to our patience.

Mind Refresher 75

जलंधर मैं एक बचा पैदा हुआ है.
पैदैशी के वक़्त उसका वजन १५केजि था जो बढ़ता गया और १५दिन मैं ५०केजी होगया.
Incredible. But true.
बचा भेंस का था... lol

Mind Refresher 74

One very true line about My Dear Friends :-
"Everyone is not my friend...
But my friends are not just like everyone.."

Happy Friendship Day!!

Mind Refresher 73

Carry a heart that never hates,
Carry a smile that never fades,
Carry a touch that never hurts,
Carry a friendship that never breaks!

Happy Friendship Day!!

Mind Refresher 72

Hey you, yes you, the cute one, holding this phone, r u asleep???
No?
Ok, good, coz I want 2 say "Gud Night"
b4 ur eyelash hug each other... :)

Mind Refresher 71

On a silent night when friends are few,
I close my eyes and think of you.
A silent night, a silent tear, a silent wish, that you were here!

Mind Refresher 70

Sometime I look at all my friends and wonder,
"How the hell I met these crazy idiots?"
But then I feel and think
"What the hell would I do without these idiots!"

Mind Refresher 69

There is always another chance for everything in life.
But fact is that there is no chance of another life.
Dream it.
Mean it.
Live it.
Love it...

Mind Refresher 68

One day GOD deleted my memory.
And then he asked, "Do you remember any of your friend?"
Then I took your name.
Then GOD said, "Crap, fully formatted it, still the VIRUS is not yet removed."

Mind Refresher 67

Each drop of tear is costly than anything in world...
But, no one knows its value until they have it in their own eyes for someone.

Mind Refresher 66

Loveless life is a fruitless tree.
Friendless life is a rootless tree.
Tree can live without fruit
But not without root.

Hats off friends :)

Mind Refresher 65

More stars make a sky..
More trees make a forest..
More flowers make a garden..
But only 2 hearts make a great relation..

Mind Refresher 64

A letter written by Shakespeare,
"Each day I like you more than yesterday & less than tomorrow..
I want you as of mine for every tomorrow."

Mind Refresher 63

Some promises are always unbroken,
Some memories are always unwritten,
Feel the magic of TRUE RELATIONs
and you will realise that
Some words are always unspoken.

Mind Refresher 62

चूहे को बिल्ली लगी गोरी,
दोनों मिलने लगे चोरी चोरी,
चूहा बोला ओरी आ
खेले आँख मिचोली,
बिल्लीने चूहे को खाया,
मरते मरते वो बोली
I HATE LUV STORY

Mind Refresher 61

If you are Genius, then read the message once and answer it.
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हाँ तो सवाल ये है कि जलेबी को इंग्लिश मैं क्या कहते हैं?
(So, the question is how do call "Jalebi" in English?)

... make out of what you have

From paper, you can make
a book,
a ticket,
a boat
or a plane.
Your destiny is not about what you get
But what you make out of what you have.

Nice thoughts! Isn't it? I received this from few of my friends, same message, FWDed to me by different people.

Unfortunately, I see few of them, just sending these messages, without even realising they are living these thoughts, just passing it from one to another. Do you live the statements that you pass on to your friends?

Rajinikanth knows everyone...

Rajinikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, "You know, I know everyone. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts: --- "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friends come right in and join me for lunch!" ...Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says ..."President Obama", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts ..."Yes", Rajini says, "I know him."

And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, :----"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up".

Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Amitabh Bachan replies ..."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Italy and I've known the Pope a long time".

Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican... Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to Amitabh Bachan's side, Rajini asks him, "What happened?"

Amitabh Bachan looks up and says, "I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the Italian man next to me said,"
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"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

Mind Vitamin 17

"Until you commit your goals to paper,

You have intentions that are like seeds without soil." ~ Brian Tracy

Successful people THINK on paper...
Write your goal...

Mind Refresher 58

You are the part of the puzzle of someone's life.
You may never know where you fit in,
but remember that someone's life may
never be complete without you in it.

Mind Vitamin 16

The only way you can tell what a person really believes is by ACTION, not words.
One person who will take action is worth 10 brilliant talkers who do nothing.

Emeralds
M&P

Mind Vitamin 15

A Reporter asked Sir Isaac Newton, "How to accomplish a goal?"
He replied, "By thinking of nothing else."

Think of "How can I...?" not "Whether I can...?"

Emeralds
M&P

Mind Vitamin 14

A man becomes what he thinks about the most of the time.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

The more you think about attaining your goal, you will achieve it.
You can do it.

Emeralds

M&P

Mind Vitamin 13

Action is the real measure of intelligence.
~ Napolean Hill.

Resolutions only require words, but results require ACTION.
Forget resolutions. Its time for RESULTS.

Emeralds
M&P

Mind Vitamin 12

Success does not depend on making important decisions quick. It depends on quick action on important decisions.

Set a sate to Go Eagle.
Take Action.

Emeralds

M&P

Mind Vitamin 11

If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I would spend six hours sharpening my axe!
~ Abraham Lincoln

Plan your work.
Achieve victory.
Go eagle.

Emeralds
M&P

Mind Refresher 57

आज हम हैं, कल हमारी यादें होंगी |
जब हम ना होंगे, तब हमारी बातें होंगी |
कभी पलटोगे जब ज़िन्दगी के पन्ने,
तो आपकी अन्खोंसेभी बरसातें होंगी |

(Today I am there, tomorrow my memories will be there.
When I will not be there, then talks will happen about me.
When you turn the pages of life,
Then your eye will start raining as well.)

Mind Refresher 56

More stars make a sky..
More trees make a forest..
More flowers make a garden..
But only 2 hearts make a great relation..

Mind Refresher 55

SUICIDAL PJ -
2 Sardars were crossing railway tracks.
They saw a train coming tpwards them, suddenly they band down.
Why?
Because the train was saying, "Jhuk jhuk jhuk jhuk" lol

Mind Refresher 54

A single moment of misunderstanding is
more poisonous, which makes us forget
the hundred lovable moments
spent together, within a minute.

Mind Refresher 53

Ordinary Nights Become Special
When an ordinary Person like Me takes time
To Greet Someone Special like You!
*Good Night*

Mind Refresher 52

Nepali - साब्जी, ये श्याम सिंह को मोबाइल कहाँ मिलेगा? (Sir, when can I get this Shyam Singh's mobile?)
Salesman - पता नहीं. (Don't know.)
Nepali - साब्जी, एड्रेस तो इसी दूकान का है. (Sir, but address is this one only.)
Salesman - अबे, ये श्याम सिंह नहीं, SAMSUNG hai.. !! (Stupid, this is not Shyam Singh, but SAMSUNG.. !!)

Mind Refresher 51

जब छोटे थे तब बड़े होने कि बड़ी तमन्ना थी |
मगर अब पता चला कि अधूरे एहसास और टूटे सपनो,
से अछा अधूरे होमवर्क और टूटे खिलोने थे |

(When we were kids, then we had this quest to become gworn up soon.
But now we realise that incomplete homework and broken toys
were better then incomplete feelings and broken dreams)

Mind Vitamin 10

Attitude to live:
Don't go the way life takes you... take life the way you wanna go...
Because remember:
You are "born to live" not "living because you are born".

You know what, this quote is sent to me by people who just say these words, but do exactly the opposite.. lol

I feel like laughing for the quotes are just sent like that just for the sake of sending something, and lived.

Mind Vitamin 09

One who takes lessons from the experience of life, gets vision;
One who acquaires vision becomes wise;
and One who attains wisdom achieves knowledge.

Mind Refresher 50

Boy:
"What will you give me if I climb on the top of Mt. Everest?

Girl:
"A PUSH"

Mind Refresher 49

Height of Insult:
A boy messaged his AIEEE rank to his friend.

Friend's reply:
"ओये, तुने नया नंबर कब लिया?"
"Hey, when did you take your new mobile number?"

A coach is...

A coach / evaluator / mentor is someone who tells you what you don't want to hear, who has you see what don't want to see, so you can be who you have always known, you could be.

Anonymous


Sometime we tend to forget this and get upset with people. However, if you truly want success, then remember all successful people have always learnt the good out of the mistakes pointed out to them, and have refined themselves. ~ GG

Mind Vitamin 07

Qualities of any Successful person:
1. Takes a decision
2. Acts daily on that decision
&
3. Sticks to that decision.

~ Andrew Carnegie

Emerald
M&P

Mind Vitamin 06

Its not what you have but what you do with what you have that will determine your success or failure
~ Abraham Maslow.

Emerald
M&P

Mind Refresher 48

Simple music can make you sing,
Simple hug makes you feel better,
Simple thing can make you happy,

Hope that my simple HI makes you smile... :)

Mind Refresher 47

Always have:
A one whom you can call up any time...
A one who makes you giggle for no reason...
A one with whom you fight and make up again for no reason...
A one who is your friend for no reason...
A one whom you wish you could hug for no reason...

I have such one, it is YOU.
~ Chand...

Mind Refresher 46

Life is like a novel and everyday is a new page.
So if a page is sad next will be happy...
So don't worry; turn the page and enjoy the life.

Mind Vitamin 05

Anyone and everyone can succeed in anything that provided you have GUTS, BELIEF on YOURSELF, LOVE to CHANGE and A SINCERE ATTEMPT TO ACOMPLISH.

Golds
Sanjib & Payal

Mind Vitamin 04

To have more, we must first become more, we must begin the process of working harder on ourselves than we do on anything else ~ Jim Rohn

Emerald
M&P

Mind Vitamin 03

Everything that you have, everything that has happened to you, you have attracted it. ~ The Secret.

So, focus on what you want and not on what you do not want. And it will come to live only when you believe in it without even a tiny piece of doubt...

Do you believe on this? I do believe.

Mind Vitamin 02

William Shakespeare said: "Relation is not measured when both take care of each other; it is measured when one ignores and the other still continues."

Mind Vitamin 01

Solution to most problems come from one source and one source alone: Yourself.

I believe in this statement highly. Remember when you were in trouble and you needed some help. And you found no one. You called your friends, everyone is busy / out of town / not reachable. You called your parents they too are not reachable. You called your siblings, they have their exams tomorrow, so can't discuss anything with you for long enough. Hah! You tried all sources to get help from. When you could not find anyone, you sat down and started to find the solution yourself. Did you get it? Yes, you did. May be that's the first time or one of the several times when you took the decision yourself. And you felt good about it. Didn't you? You have the solution of all your problems. You have the key to your success as well.

Mind Vitamin 00

Success doesn't come to you - you go to it!

Brian Tracy says - Be an action-oriented person. You cannot loose from taking action - you can only loose from not taking action. All successful people are highly action-oriented people. You have a problem - what are you gonna do about it next?

Noone is smarter than you, noone is better ~ Brian Tracy


Take action only then you drift swiftly towards your goal, towards your success.

Mind Refresher 45

Love is:
When we drink the same coconut water putting 2 straws.

Friendship is:
When we have one coconut and we use only 1 straw and say
"भीखारी! पूरा मत पी."
("Beggar! don't drink the whole water.")

Mind Refresher 44

Day by day तेरी खुशियाँ हो जाये double,
तेरी ज़िन्दगी से delete होजाए सारे trouble,
खुदा रखे तुझे हमेशा smart and fit,
तेरे लिए new year हो super duper hit...

Mind Refresher 43

Wish you Great JAN,
Lovable FEB,
Amazing MAR,
Foolish APR,
Pleasant MAY,
Booming JUN,
Superb JUL,
Free AUG,
Tastiest SEP,
Chill OCT,
Beautiful NOV,
Happiest DEC 2010...

Mind Refresher 42

Who are human beings:
A creature that cuts tree,
makes paper out of it
and writes
"SAVE TREES" on it!!

Funny people..
जागो इंसान

Mind Refresher 41

"You must do the things today that others will not do so that you can have the things tomorrow that others will not have."

Mind Refresher 40

Remember to remember me,
Forget to forget me.

Even if you try to forget me,
I'll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.
:)

Mind Refresher 39

सरदार ice का टुकड़ा हाथ मैं ले कर ध्यान से देख रहा था.
किसीने पूछा, "क्या कर रहे हो?"
सरदार - देख रहा हूँ कि साला leek कहाँ से हो रहा है

(Sardaar took a piece of ice in his hand and was looking it at it with concentration.
Someone asked, "What are you doing?"
Sardaar - I am trying to figure out where from the water is getting leaked)