Monday, March 10, 2014

The fact remains - Mothers know everything!!

A Mum comes to visit her son Raj for dinner who lives with a girl roommate Anjali. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Raj's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.  

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Raj and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Raj volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Anjali and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Anjali  came to Raj saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver curry plate container. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Raj said,"Well, I doubt it,  but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver curry plate container from my house neither I'm not saying that you 'did not' take but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.  Love,  Raj

Several days later, Raj received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear  Son,  I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Anjali neither I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Anjali. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver curry plate container by now that's placed under her pillow...  Love,  Mom.

Another Sad Love Story

Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night....

Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world

Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in our lives

Daniel: Yup, I don't know what to do.

Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.

Daniel: What game?

Jasmine: I'll be your girl friend for 30 days and you will be my boy friend.

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact I don't have anything to do for the following weeks...

DAY 1:

They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film

DAY 4:

They went to the beach and have a picnic...Daniel and Jasmine have their quality time together

DAY 12:

Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they ride on a Horror House... Jasmine was scared and she touched Daniel's hand but he touched someone else's hand and they both laughed...

DAY 15:

They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune teller said: "My darling, Please don't waste the time of your life... Spend the rest of your time together happily. Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes.

DAY 20:

Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled something

DAY 28:

They sat on the bus and because of a bumby road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident

DAY 29:

11:37pm

Jasmine and Daniel sat in the park where they first decided to play this game...

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine... Do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one... I'll just go down the road.

Jasmine: Apple Juice, that's all.

Daniel: Wait for me...

20 minutes later... a stranger approached Jasmine

Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine: Why? Yes! What happened?

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital.

11:57pm

The doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter.

Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket

Jasmine reads the letter and it says:

Jasmine, This past few days, I realized you are a really cute girl and I am really falling for you...Your cherish smile your everything when we played this game... Before this game would end... I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life... I love you Jasmine...

Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:

"Daniel! I don't want you to die... I love you... Remember that night when we saw a meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel... I love you! You cannot do this to me!"

Then the clock strikes 12

Daniel's heart stop pumping

THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY........

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Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late... You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace... If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones? Today is the day... Love them while they are still here...

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