Comedy of Ramayan

Puri RAMAYAN biwiyo ki hai.

Laxman apni wali ghar pe chodkar chala aaya.

Rawan dusare ki utha ke fas gaya.

Hanuman ki apni thi hi nahi magar dusre ki dhundhne me lanka jala dali.

Ram ko apni wapas lane ke liye 10 din tak ladai karni padi.

Wapas lake bhi kya mila?

Ek dhobi ne apni 'night out' wali biwi ko wapas ghar me nahi li,

toh Ram ne apniwali ko out kar dala.

Aur end me kya hua?

Jis biwi ke kaaran itni badi ramayan hui wo to underground chali gayi.!

Ab socho, ye saara jhamela hua kyo?

Kyu ki Dashrath ki 3 biwi thi.

Jisme tisriwali ekdum HATELI thi...!

Aurat ka chakkar babu , aurat ka chakkar .

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Ab ye to pakka hai ki Purush sirf takat dikha sakta hai lekin dimaag se khokhla hota hai... Unhe apni life main kya chahiye woh pata he nahin... isliye humesha galat kaam karte hain aur baki logon ko uska parinaam bhugatna padta hai.

Whenever I read something funny about Ramayan where the women always suffer, I remeber Lajja movie and I feel so good about Madhuri Dixit's dialogues. Watch it if you haven't yet.

In My Veins - Andrew Belle

This is one of my favorite songs by Andrew Belle.

Nothing goes as planned
Everything will break
People say good-bye
In their own special way
All that you rely on
and all that you can fake
will leave you in the morning
But find you in the day

Oh, you're in my veins and I cannot get you out
Oh, you're all I taste at night inside of my mouth
Oh, you run away 'cause I am not what you found
Oh, you're in my veins and I cannot get you out

Everything will change
Nothing stays the same
Nobody here's perfect
Oh, but everyone's to blame

Oh, all that you rely on
and all that you can take
will leave you in the morning
but find you in the day

Oh, you're in my veins and I cannot get you out
Oh, you're all I taste at night inside of my mouth
Oh, you run away 'cause I am not what you found
Oh, you're in my veins and I cannot get you out
No I cannot get you out
No, I cannot get you
No I cannot get you out
No, I cannot get you

Everything is dark
It's more than you can take
but you catch a glimpse of sunlight
shining, shining down on your face
your face, oh, your face

Oh, you're in my veins and I cannot get you out
Oh, you're all I taste at night inside of my mouth
Oh, you run away 'cause I am not what you found
Oh, you're in my veins and I cannot get you out
No I cannot get you out
No I cannot get you out
No, I cannot get you