Sigmund Freud's Priorities

Test Your Priorities

This is truly brilliant...It can't get more accurate than this!!!!

Sigmund Freud's Priorities

Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which sequence would you solve them?
1. The telephone is ringing!
2. The baby is crying!
3. Someone's knocking or calling you from the front door!
4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!
5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already overflowing!

In which sequence would you solve these problems? Write the sequence and check below how your decisions were made.

BUT BE HONEST, THE FINDINGS ARE EXCITING.
First write YOUR sequence from 1 to 5 then scroll below and read after!

Mind Refresher 86

शाहजहाँ ने ताजमहल कि
हर दीवार को देखा,
हर मीनार को देखा,
हर कलीन को देखा,
हर खिड़की को देखा,
और बोला...
माँ कसम मज़ाक मज़ाक में
बहत खर्चा होगया.

Mind Refresher 85

Silence is the best answer for all questions...!
Smiling is the best reaction in all situations...!

P.S. According to me this is not the appropriate answer/reaciton always.

Mind Vitamin 20

Don't Depress yourself in any moment of life. Live it with a face full of smile.
Why waste time crying when you know life is precious and every moment you have is a gift from GOD.
~ GG

Mind Vitamin 19

Risk is like the enemy in the battle field.
If you don't take on risk, risk will take you on.
So its better to take risks ourselves but wisely.

Mind Vitamin 18

Future is not what we plan for Tomorrow!
It is the result of what we do Today!
Do the best in Present and enjoy the Future.

Mind Refresher 84

Today wrap a Rainbow of joy in your heart,
Let the Sun paint a smile on your face,
Remove all Clouds of doubt and fear,
And may you simply have a Beautiful day.

Sekar's Strategy

Tried another conversation with some fun dialogues. Read it and have some fun. But it is up to you to follow Sekar's strategy.

Impact of Crisis in IT Employee's Family

Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where is my wife Smitha?

Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our grandson Rahul from his school.

Sekar: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.

(By the time Smitha entered in to the house.. Sekar continue the meeting)

I hope you know the Agenda of the meeting which I had mentioned in the meeting request. Even though let me read out the agenda once again

1. Status update/Discussion on Last Week Action Items

2. Family Strategy

2. Rahul's Education

3. Medical Insurance for Mom and Dad

I hope every one have the printout of last week MOM (Minutes of Meeting).

Mind Refresher 82

Read twice because quote is nice...
"Life can give us number of beautiful Lovers...
But, Only True Lover can give us a beautiful Life."

Mind Refresher 81

A very cute and meaningful quote -
You never pay attention to a part of body till it pains.
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Don't let it happen in realtionships..!!

Mind Refresher 80

Style matters...
What the Ambanis earn in a day, the Mallya earns in a month!
But what the Mallyas spends in a day, the Ambanis spend in a month!!!

Mind Refresher 79

G: If we get married, stop smoking
B: ok
G: Drinking too
B: ok
G: Going to night club also
B: yes
G: What else can you leave?
B: The idea of marrying you.

lol

Why Indian Cricket is Improving?

Why Indian Cricket is Improving?

Mind Refresher 77

Genuine feeling:
"Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world.
Today I am wise, so I am changing Myself."
:)

Wo(Men)

I had to share this with you!

Believe it or not...
The word Woman has Man in it.
Mrs has Mr in it.
Female has Male in it.
She has He in it.
Madam has Adam in it.

Ever noticed how all women's problem start with MEN?
MENtal illness,
MENstrual cramps,
MENtal breakdown,
MENopause,
GUYnecologist,

And, when we have REAL TROUBLE, its a HISterectomy!
Share this all the women you know 2 Brighten their thoughts.
Cheers to our patience.

Mind Refresher 75

जलंधर मैं एक बचा पैदा हुआ है.
पैदैशी के वक़्त उसका वजन १५केजि था जो बढ़ता गया और १५दिन मैं ५०केजी होगया.
Incredible. But true.
बचा भेंस का था... lol

Mind Refresher 74

One very true line about My Dear Friends :-
"Everyone is not my friend...
But my friends are not just like everyone.."

Happy Friendship Day!!

Mind Refresher 73

Carry a heart that never hates,
Carry a smile that never fades,
Carry a touch that never hurts,
Carry a friendship that never breaks!

Happy Friendship Day!!

Mind Refresher 72

Hey you, yes you, the cute one, holding this phone, r u asleep???
No?
Ok, good, coz I want 2 say "Gud Night"
b4 ur eyelash hug each other... :)

Mind Refresher 71

On a silent night when friends are few,
I close my eyes and think of you.
A silent night, a silent tear, a silent wish, that you were here!

Mind Refresher 70

Sometime I look at all my friends and wonder,
"How the hell I met these crazy idiots?"
But then I feel and think
"What the hell would I do without these idiots!"

Mind Refresher 69

There is always another chance for everything in life.
But fact is that there is no chance of another life.
Dream it.
Mean it.
Live it.
Love it...

Mind Refresher 68

One day GOD deleted my memory.
And then he asked, "Do you remember any of your friend?"
Then I took your name.
Then GOD said, "Crap, fully formatted it, still the VIRUS is not yet removed."

Mind Refresher 67

Each drop of tear is costly than anything in world...
But, no one knows its value until they have it in their own eyes for someone.

Mind Refresher 66

Loveless life is a fruitless tree.
Friendless life is a rootless tree.
Tree can live without fruit
But not without root.

Hats off friends :)

Mind Refresher 65

More stars make a sky..
More trees make a forest..
More flowers make a garden..
But only 2 hearts make a great relation..

Mind Refresher 64

A letter written by Shakespeare,
"Each day I like you more than yesterday & less than tomorrow..
I want you as of mine for every tomorrow."

Mind Refresher 63

Some promises are always unbroken,
Some memories are always unwritten,
Feel the magic of TRUE RELATIONs
and you will realise that
Some words are always unspoken.

Mind Refresher 62

चूहे को बिल्ली लगी गोरी,
दोनों मिलने लगे चोरी चोरी,
चूहा बोला ओरी आ
खेले आँख मिचोली,
बिल्लीने चूहे को खाया,
मरते मरते वो बोली
I HATE LUV STORY

Mind Refresher 61

If you are Genius, then read the message once and answer it.
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हाँ तो सवाल ये है कि जलेबी को इंग्लिश मैं क्या कहते हैं?
(So, the question is how do call "Jalebi" in English?)

... make out of what you have

From paper, you can make
a book,
a ticket,
a boat
or a plane.
Your destiny is not about what you get
But what you make out of what you have.

Nice thoughts! Isn't it? I received this from few of my friends, same message, FWDed to me by different people.

Unfortunately, I see few of them, just sending these messages, without even realising they are living these thoughts, just passing it from one to another. Do you live the statements that you pass on to your friends?

Rajinikanth knows everyone...

Rajinikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, "You know, I know everyone. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts: --- "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friends come right in and join me for lunch!" ...Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says ..."President Obama", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts ..."Yes", Rajini says, "I know him."

And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, :----"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up".

Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Amitabh Bachan replies ..."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Italy and I've known the Pope a long time".

Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican... Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to Amitabh Bachan's side, Rajini asks him, "What happened?"

Amitabh Bachan looks up and says, "I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the Italian man next to me said,"
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"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"