Chulein Aasman song

Chulein Aasman song... by Farhan - Salim - Sulaiman...

Date with a Woman!!

After 21 years of Marriage, my Wife wanted me to take another Woman
out to Dinner and a Movie.

She said I Love You but I know this other Woman loves you too and would Love
to spend some Time with You.

The other Woman that my Wife wanted me to take out was my MOTHER who has been a Widow for 19 years,
but the demands of my Work and my three Children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.

That night I called to Invite her to go out for Dinner and a Movie.

'What's wrong, are you well,' she asked?

My Mother is the type of Woman who suspects that a Late Night Call or a Surprise Invitation is a sign of Bad News.

'I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,'
I responded. 'Just the two of us'

She thought about it for a moment, and then said,
'I would like that very much.'

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit Nervous.
When I arrived at her House, I noticed that she too seemed to be Nervous about our Date.

She waited in the Door with her Shawl on.

She had set her Hair and was wearing the Dress that she had worn to Celebrate her last Wedding Anniversary.

She smiled from a face that was as Radiant as an Angel's.

'I told my Friends that I was going to go out with My Son, and they were impressed, '
She said, as she got into the Car.

'They can't wait to hear about our meeting'.

We went to a Restaurant that, although not Elegant, was very Nice and Cozy.

My Mother took my Arm as if She were the First Lady.

After we sat down, I had to read the Menu. Large Print.
Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting
there staring at me.
A Nostalgic Smile was on her Lips.

'It was I who used to have to Read the Menu when you were young,'

She said.

'Then it's Time that you Relax and let me Return the Favor,'

I responded.

During the Dinner, we had an Agreeable Conversation, nothing
Extra-ordinary, but catching up on recent Events of each others Life.

We talked so much that we missed the Movie.

As we arrived at her House later,

She said, 'I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you.'

I agreed.

'How was your Dinner Date?' asked My Wife when I got Home.

'Very Nice. Much more so than I could have Imagined,' I answered.

A few days later, my Mother died of a Massive Heart Attack.

It happened so suddenly that I didn't have Time to do anything for her.
Some time later, I received an Envelope with a Copy of a Restaurant Receipt
From the same place Mother and I had dined.

An Attached Note Said:

'I paid this Bill in Advance.

I wasn't sure that I could be there;

But nevertheless, I paid for Two Plates 
One for You and the Other for Your Wife.

You will never know what that night meant to Me. 

I Love You,  My Son.'

At that moment, I understood the Importance of saying in Time:
'I LOVE YOU!'

and to give our Loved Ones the Time that they Deserve.

Nothing in Life is more important than God, your Family and friends.

Give them the Time they Deserve, because these Things cannot be
Put Off till 'Some Other Time.'

Pass This msg on...
To A Child,
To An Adult,
To  A Parent,
To a Friend
To your Mate or
Someone You care for...

Comedy of Ramayan

Puri RAMAYAN biwiyo ki hai.

Laxman apni wali ghar pe chodkar chala aaya.

Rawan dusare ki utha ke fas gaya.

Hanuman ki apni thi hi nahi magar dusre ki dhundhne me lanka jala dali.

Ram ko apni wapas lane ke liye 10 din tak ladai karni padi.

Wapas lake bhi kya mila?

Ek dhobi ne apni 'night out' wali biwi ko wapas ghar me nahi li,

toh Ram ne apniwali ko out kar dala.

Aur end me kya hua?

Jis biwi ke kaaran itni badi ramayan hui wo to underground chali gayi.!

Ab socho, ye saara jhamela hua kyo?

Kyu ki Dashrath ki 3 biwi thi.

Jisme tisriwali ekdum HATELI thi...!

Aurat ka chakkar babu , aurat ka chakkar .

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Ab ye to pakka hai ki Purush sirf takat dikha sakta hai lekin dimaag se khokhla hota hai... Unhe apni life main kya chahiye woh pata he nahin... isliye humesha galat kaam karte hain aur baki logon ko uska parinaam bhugatna padta hai.

Whenever I read something funny about Ramayan where the women always suffer, I remeber Lajja movie and I feel so good about Madhuri Dixit's dialogues. Watch it if you haven't yet.

In My Veins - Andrew Belle

This is one of my favorite songs by Andrew Belle.

Nothing goes as planned
Everything will break
People say good-bye
In their own special way
All that you rely on
and all that you can fake
will leave you in the morning
But find you in the day

Oh, you're in my veins and I cannot get you out
Oh, you're all I taste at night inside of my mouth
Oh, you run away 'cause I am not what you found
Oh, you're in my veins and I cannot get you out

Everything will change
Nothing stays the same
Nobody here's perfect
Oh, but everyone's to blame

Oh, all that you rely on
and all that you can take
will leave you in the morning
but find you in the day

Oh, you're in my veins and I cannot get you out
Oh, you're all I taste at night inside of my mouth
Oh, you run away 'cause I am not what you found
Oh, you're in my veins and I cannot get you out
No I cannot get you out
No, I cannot get you
No I cannot get you out
No, I cannot get you

Everything is dark
It's more than you can take
but you catch a glimpse of sunlight
shining, shining down on your face
your face, oh, your face

Oh, you're in my veins and I cannot get you out
Oh, you're all I taste at night inside of my mouth
Oh, you run away 'cause I am not what you found
Oh, you're in my veins and I cannot get you out
No I cannot get you out
No I cannot get you out
No, I cannot get you

The fact remains - Mothers know everything!!

A Mum comes to visit her son Raj for dinner who lives with a girl roommate Anjali. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Raj's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.  

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Raj and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Raj volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Anjali and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Anjali  came to Raj saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver curry plate container. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Raj said,"Well, I doubt it,  but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver curry plate container from my house neither I'm not saying that you 'did not' take but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.  Love,  Raj

Several days later, Raj received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear  Son,  I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Anjali neither I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Anjali. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver curry plate container by now that's placed under her pillow...  Love,  Mom.

Another Sad Love Story

Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night....

Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world

Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in our lives

Daniel: Yup, I don't know what to do.

Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.

Daniel: What game?

Jasmine: I'll be your girl friend for 30 days and you will be my boy friend.

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact I don't have anything to do for the following weeks...

DAY 1:

They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film

DAY 4:

They went to the beach and have a picnic...Daniel and Jasmine have their quality time together

DAY 12:

Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they ride on a Horror House... Jasmine was scared and she touched Daniel's hand but he touched someone else's hand and they both laughed...

DAY 15:

They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune teller said: "My darling, Please don't waste the time of your life... Spend the rest of your time together happily. Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes.

DAY 20:

Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled something

DAY 28:

They sat on the bus and because of a bumby road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident

DAY 29:

11:37pm

Jasmine and Daniel sat in the park where they first decided to play this game...

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine... Do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one... I'll just go down the road.

Jasmine: Apple Juice, that's all.

Daniel: Wait for me...

20 minutes later... a stranger approached Jasmine

Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine: Why? Yes! What happened?

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital.

11:57pm

The doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter.

Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket

Jasmine reads the letter and it says:

Jasmine, This past few days, I realized you are a really cute girl and I am really falling for you...Your cherish smile your everything when we played this game... Before this game would end... I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life... I love you Jasmine...

Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:

"Daniel! I don't want you to die... I love you... Remember that night when we saw a meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel... I love you! You cannot do this to me!"

Then the clock strikes 12

Daniel's heart stop pumping

THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY........

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Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late... You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace... If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones? Today is the day... Love them while they are still here...

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