Monday, March 10, 2014

The fact remains - Mothers know everything!!

A Mum comes to visit her son Raj for dinner who lives with a girl roommate Anjali. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Raj's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.  

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Raj and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Raj volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Anjali and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Anjali  came to Raj saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver curry plate container. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Raj said,"Well, I doubt it,  but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver curry plate container from my house neither I'm not saying that you 'did not' take but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.  Love,  Raj

Several days later, Raj received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear  Son,  I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Anjali neither I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Anjali. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver curry plate container by now that's placed under her pillow...  Love,  Mom.

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