Mind Vitamin 03

Everything that you have, everything that has happened to you, you have attracted it. ~ The Secret.

So, focus on what you want and not on what you do not want. And it will come to live only when you believe in it without even a tiny piece of doubt...

Do you believe on this? I do believe.

Mind Vitamin 02

William Shakespeare said: "Relation is not measured when both take care of each other; it is measured when one ignores and the other still continues."

Mind Vitamin 01

Solution to most problems come from one source and one source alone: Yourself.

I believe in this statement highly. Remember when you were in trouble and you needed some help. And you found no one. You called your friends, everyone is busy / out of town / not reachable. You called your parents they too are not reachable. You called your siblings, they have their exams tomorrow, so can't discuss anything with you for long enough. Hah! You tried all sources to get help from. When you could not find anyone, you sat down and started to find the solution yourself. Did you get it? Yes, you did. May be that's the first time or one of the several times when you took the decision yourself. And you felt good about it. Didn't you? You have the solution of all your problems. You have the key to your success as well.

Mind Vitamin 00

Success doesn't come to you - you go to it!

Brian Tracy says - Be an action-oriented person. You cannot loose from taking action - you can only loose from not taking action. All successful people are highly action-oriented people. You have a problem - what are you gonna do about it next?

Noone is smarter than you, noone is better ~ Brian Tracy


Take action only then you drift swiftly towards your goal, towards your success.

Mind Refresher 45

Love is:
When we drink the same coconut water putting 2 straws.

Friendship is:
When we have one coconut and we use only 1 straw and say
"भीखारी! पूरा मत पी."
("Beggar! don't drink the whole water.")

Mind Refresher 44

Day by day तेरी खुशियाँ हो जाये double,
तेरी ज़िन्दगी से delete होजाए सारे trouble,
खुदा रखे तुझे हमेशा smart and fit,
तेरे लिए new year हो super duper hit...

Mind Refresher 43

Wish you Great JAN,
Lovable FEB,
Amazing MAR,
Foolish APR,
Pleasant MAY,
Booming JUN,
Superb JUL,
Free AUG,
Tastiest SEP,
Chill OCT,
Beautiful NOV,
Happiest DEC 2010...

Mind Refresher 42

Who are human beings:
A creature that cuts tree,
makes paper out of it
and writes
"SAVE TREES" on it!!

Funny people..
जागो इंसान

Mind Refresher 41

"You must do the things today that others will not do so that you can have the things tomorrow that others will not have."

Mind Refresher 40

Remember to remember me,
Forget to forget me.

Even if you try to forget me,
I'll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.
:)

Mind Refresher 39

सरदार ice का टुकड़ा हाथ मैं ले कर ध्यान से देख रहा था.
किसीने पूछा, "क्या कर रहे हो?"
सरदार - देख रहा हूँ कि साला leek कहाँ से हो रहा है

(Sardaar took a piece of ice in his hand and was looking it at it with concentration.
Someone asked, "What are you doing?"
Sardaar - I am trying to figure out where from the water is getting leaked)

Mind Refresher 38

Nasa sent Sardar to Moon...
Sardar got into rocket and jumped back half the way shouting, "How dare you cheat me? Today is अमावस (Amaavas). There'll be NO MOON."

Mind Refresher 37

6 u ! u .: o w
p o o 6
6 u ! l ! w s
d 3 3 >l
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Confused?
Turn screen upside down and read it again...
:)

Mind Refresher 36

2 Onions
3 Garlic
5 gm Cumin seeds
3 Black Pepper corn
2 spoon Salt
4 spoon Oil
1 cup Water
few Leaves of Coriander

hah
हम क्या बना रहे हैं ... ?
आपको उल्लू. वोह भी स्वाद अनुसार

(What are we making? 
Making you a fool. That too as per taste.)
;-)

Mind Refresher 35

Peeeeep... pee... p
peeeeeep...... peee
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
peeeep.......... peeeep
peeeep
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep....
..... हट जाओ मेरा message आ रहा है

Mind Refresher 34

A diagram in book was not clear.
So the teacher drew the diagram on the board and said "Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure"

:D

Mind Refresher 33

Life is beautiful... So, love it and have fun... Coz
हर पल मैं प्यार है
हर लम्हे मैं ख़ुशी है
खो दो तो यादें है
और जीलो तो ज़िन्दगी है

Mind Refresher 32

Best traffic advertisement of the year:
Picture of Lord Ganesha with a saying...
"Care for your head. Not everyone gets a replacement like me... !!"

Mind Refresher 31

रात के पहलु मैं, चाँद सितारे छाए हैं...
रात के पहलु मैं, चाँद सितारे छाए हैं...
Madam, दरवाजा खोलिए हम C.I.D. से आये हैं...!

Mind Refresher 30

Friends वोह होते हैं जो मरने के बाद नरक मैं जाते हैं और वहां पर भी कहते हैं
(Friends are they who even after their death go to Hell and even there they say)
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"यार, यमराज कि बीवी तो item है"
(Dude, Yamraaj's wife is very hot man)

Mind Refresher 29

Lovely logic -
Why the people whom you truly love are always in the last place when you look for them?
It is because you stop looking further when you find them...

Mind Refresher 28

ऐसी कौनसी चीज़ है

जो खरीदनेवाला कभी पेहेनता नहीं 

और पेहेनेवाला कभी खरीदता  नहीं

(What is the name of the thing 

which who buys never wears

and who wears never buys)

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HUGGIES ;-)

Mind Refresher 27

आज सांटा कि मम्मी ने उसे बहत मारा
वाह... वाह...
आज सांटा कि मम्मी ने उसे बहत मारा
गूंजा सा है कोई इकतारा इकतारा... !!

Mind Refresher 26

बादल के साथ बरसात फ्री आरती के साथ प्रसाद फ्री चाँद के साथ तारें फ्री इस मेसेज के साथ मेरी याद फ्री :)

(Rain is free with clouds sweets are free with worship Stars are free with Moon My memories are free with this message :)

Mind Refresher 25

Innocence @ best:

Kid - I want a Baby Brother.
Mom - Your dad is overseas. We'll talk after he comes.
Kid - Why don't you just surprise him...?

:)

Mind Refresher 24

When you are alone,
            sit on the rocks...
When you are alone,
           sit on the rocks...

Remove your shoes
           and smell your socks...

waah... waah... ;-)

Mind Refresher 23

होठों को छुआ उसने एहसास अब तक है आँखें अब तक नम और सांसों मैं आग अब तक है वक़्त गुज़र गया पर उस्कि याद नहीं गयी उफ़ वोह हरी मिर्च का स्वाद अब तक है :)

(She touched my lips but the feeling is still there Eyes are still wet and Breath is hot yet Time has already passed But the memories are not lost Uff... that GREEN CHILI's taste is still there) :)

Mind Refresher 22

Sardar calls wife and says: "घर नहीं आसकता! कार का stearing, gear सब चोरी हो गया."
(I can't come home as stearing and gear are stolen)
After 5 minutes he called again: "मैं आरहा हूँ. गलती से पिछली seat पे बैठा था."
(I am coming home. Accidentally I was sitting on the back seat of the car.)


:p

Mind Refresher 21

Best slogan seen on a famous beauty parlor...

"Don't whistle at a girl going out from here... 

                     She might be your grandmother!!"

Mind Refresher 20

तुझे ना थी मेरे प्यार कि खबर ...
वाह ... वाह ...
तुझे ना थी मेरे प्यार कि खबर ...
वाह ... वाह ...

Diagram गलत होगई, rubber दे rubber!

Mind Refresher 19

किन्ना सोणा तेनु रबने बनाया ...
वाह... वाह...
किन्ना सोणा तेनु रबने बनाया ...
वाह... वाह...

मेने तेनु ३ दिन पहले "अप्रैल फूल (April Fool)" बनाया ...

lol
:p

Mind Refresher 18

Sweet words of Alexander:
"If sincere love is your weakest point of life, then you are the strongest person in the world."

Mind Refresher 17

एक बचा अपनी माँ से पीटने के बाद घर के बाहर बैठा था.
बाप - क्या हुआ?
बेटा - पापा, आपकी बीवी के साथ मेरा गुजारा नहीं होगा. मुझे मेरी बीवी चाहिए.

(A boy, after getting beaten/scolded by her mother, was sitting outside the home.
Father - What happened?
Son - Papa, I cannot sustain with your wife. I need my own wife.)

lol
:p

Mind Refresher 16

Cute love quote said by a loving husband:
"Even my child started to walk without any support...
But my wife still wants to hold my hand while walking..."

:-)

Mind Refresher 15

The Moon said to me, "If your friend is not messaging you, then why don't you leave your friend?"
I looked back to the Moon and said, "ए टकल्या तुला के करायचे?"

Mind Refresher 14

Banta: You cheated me.
Seller: I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio level shows "Made in Japan", but radio says "This is all India Radio!!"

Mind Refresher 13

We realise that the value of life increases only after it is lost...

Example:
A live chicken 60 Rs/Kg...
Chicken tandoori 150 Rs/Kg !!

:-)

Mind Refresher 12

"When I thought, I couldn't go on, I forced myself to keep going.

My success is based on persistence, not luck." ~ Ester Lauder

Mind Refresher 11

When you are in light, everything will follow you. 

But when you enter darkness even your own shadow will leave you.

That's life...

Mind Refresher 10

God created morning so that we can say how great the previous day has been and how wonderful the next 24 hours would be!

Mind Refresher 09

दुनिया मैं सबसे हिम्मत वाला आदमी कौन?

जवाब: "धोबी"

किसी के भी घर जाकर बोल सकता है "साहब, मेमसाहब को बोलना कपडे निकाल के रखे, मैं अभी आता हूँ..."
:p

Mind Refresher 08

Once a man and his 24 year old son were going in a train. The son looking outside the window shouted, "Dad! look the trees are going behind." Dad smiled.

Suddenly he again said, "Dad!! look the clouds are running with us."

A couple sitting near them could not resist any more and said to the man, "Why don't you take your son to a doctor."

Old man smiled and said, "I did. He just got the eyes. He was blind from birth"

MORAL - Don't jump into conclusion directly. Sometimes what you see and feel may not true!

Mind Refresher 07

Love and death are two uninvited guests.

When they come nobody knows.

But both do the same work.

One takes heart and the other takes it's beats...

Mind Refresher 06

How much can someone care?

A man suffering from brain tumor died.
His wife opened her drawer and found some tablet with a letter - "Take them dear, you catch cold easily when you cry."

Mind Refresher 05

A tongue has no bones, but it can break a heart.
And also it can be a pillar of building broken heart.

Mind Refresher 04

Never think of past,
        it brings tears.
If you think of the future,
       it brings fears.

So, live life in present
      and drink chilled beers... :)

Mind Refresher 02

Friendship - It is not necessary to share every secret between true friends,
however it is important that whatever you share it is Trues...

Mind Refresher 01

Cherry is Red, Sky is Blue
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Cherry is Red, Sky is Blue
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कितनी पन खाली जा
(How many pages you want to turn, turn it... but)
Cherry is Red, Sky is Blue

What do Women really want?

This was story shared by one of my friend with me. Read ahead to understand women…

(To women) Please take time to ponder... ...

(To men) Just enjoy the story... ... *

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

Mind Refresher 00

Galileo used small lamp to study
Grahambel used candle to study
Shakeshpear studied in street light

??But mind question is what the hell they were doing in day time??

:p