An angry Wife to her Husband over Phone: "Where the hell are you ...?"
Husband: "Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in Love with it and I didn't have money that time and I said "Baby it'll be yours 1 day ..." O:)"
Wife, with a Smile & Blushing: "Yeah I remember that My Love!"
Husband: "I'm in the Pub just next to that shop."
LOL